Banana Lit Volume 1
Realism, New Sincerity, these have their place. None of these movements address
the most important thing: calcium. Literature rarely has enough calcium.
Supplements are a good thing. Unfortunately though eating sheets of paper with
writing on it is not enough. It is not even close. By having pieces of paper
not infused by calcium there are readers out there unable to have enough money
to eat. Reading books can take people away but those places are imaginary. No
movement is going on inside of these movements. Hence there is a need for a new
literary movement. Banana Lit is that movement.
are going bananas over Banana Lit. Described as the best new thing to happen to
literature since those other things Banana Lit takes no prisoners. Readers of
Banana Lit have a number of things going for them. Thanks to the hyper-realism
of Banana Lit there’s a sheer desire to better one’s life through increased
social interactions. Hugs are a major symptom of Banana Lit. Increased calcium
deposits are another thing. Anybody who reads Banana Lit loves the product
endorsement. Chiquita Banana has sponsored all Banana Lit writers. Compared to
other literary movements without built-in advertisers Banana Lit rocks it.
under the skin surface of Banana Lit there’s a versatility that’s astounding.
Whereas many writers of Alt Lit or New Sincerity have certain themes, there are
few recognizable themes of Banana Lit, besides the heavy mention of Bananas.
Writers considered Banana Lit rank among some of the best writers living today.
Many writers of Banana Lit are extremely young, often young enough to still be
heavily influenced by ‘Bananas in Pajamas’. For Banana Lit writers ‘Bananas in
Pajamas’ are the ‘James Joyce’ of Banana Lit. Shockingly articulate for
anthropomorphic bananas, the Bananas in Pajamas explore the trials and
tribulations of living in a Post-Industrial, Late Capitalist world.
Rand were alive today she’d hate Banana Lit. Unlike many other literary
movements Banana Lit is shockingly political, almost revolutionary in tone.
Opposed to the current social hierarchy, Banana Lit envisions a future world
run by anthropomorphic bananas. Bananas could potentially rule the world with
their delicious funky yellow colors and refreshingly sweet taste. Though Banana
Lit is still new it has released one collection, the sorts of collection that
will tear the lid off of every single other literary movement.
need to prepare for Banana Lit. Is Banana Lit this next Alt Lit? It is too
early to tell but yes, it is.