successful reading series Brooklyn has ever seen. Many attribute this to their
ability to host some of the hottest writers of the written word. Yes this is
true to a degree. Less discussed is the dirt the Blackmail Series has on its
many audience members. With such dirt on its audience the Blackmail Series has
been assured a great turnout for every reading.
is the kind of sick fuck who lingers around the city during Flu Season coughing
on people because he never got a flu shot. The kind of work that Ben Fama
produces is the stuff that makes the kids crazy. If pixie sticks managed to
transform themselves into the written word they would be the sole property of
Ben Fama with others walking over to borrow that sweet, sweet sugar from him.
Longino remains a mystery to everyone especially himself. Whenever the weather
is nice Alan Longino climbs the mountain where his consciousness lives. But the
mountain doesn’t exist. Perfect Hair forever he sings to no one in particular
as he reclines in an attractive comfy chair. Owner of a proud perfect BlogSpot
he rules over the Internet with a fist, not an iron one but metallurgy is a
difficult science for everyone.
Henriksen runs the urban sustainability game. She does that by literally
running. Running wastes no resources whatsoever and New York City is big enough
for people to run simultaneously without hitting each other. Her running
brought her all the way from Arizona, some part of the United States that is
oppressively hot all year round. Poor Claudia has published her work although
Poor Claudia failed to pay Laura Henriksen because Claudia is too poor to pay
Howard tells the world she is taking on Wikipedia to finally make it right. To
be perfectly honest Beach Sloth has been a long-time fan of Dorothy Howard. Beach
Sloth recently traded places with Dorothy Howard, moving to her homeland as she
keeps New York City Company.
Gelman fortunately is not dead yet. That would be a tragedy of the highest-ass
magnitude. Her work rules over the East and West Coast. She refuses to take a
coast to call her own which is perfectly fine. The United States has two coasts
to hug its lonely heartland though the heartland fails to realize it as it is
busy preparing for tornadoes and being suspiciously polite.
in a mysterious alleyway of Brooklyn (though it is probably Mellow Pages
Library) these readers are going to be unleashed upon the world. No socks will
be rocked off as it is the summer now and those things really aren’t necessary
at this point. Still things will be unforgettable and hugs shall be