Cole World: Dogs
rings hallow in the 21st century. Long ago that might have had
value. Now with the internet and everything there’s the ability to deal with
people far away without having to physically be there. Eventually even dogs
will catch up on this technology to interact with their owners from afar.
Roggenbuck talks of his time getting bit by a dog while delivering newspapers.
Though it has been said before, damn Steve Roggenbuck is seriously hardcore
Americana. Delivering newspapers sounds like a job from long ago.
Gabby mentions her dog. Thankfully this dog does not bite her. Everything Gabby’s
friends called the dog made her chortle, chortle hard. When the dog left Gabby
she did not laugh. Renaming the dog felt harsh to her.
Hempler describes her dreadful experience with a dog. Poor birds continued to
die. What Cassandra experienced is terrifying. Obviously this was a ‘bad dog’.
Lent remembers the way. The way was fraught with difficulties. How is a much
harder question to answer? Life throws these things around with abandon because
life can be so cruel sometimes.
Berndt gets bitten by dogs all the time. While he was in the middle of getting
bitten he asked about a party. Steve informed him of what was going down as
Steve was brought down by various vicious beasts. Poor DJ Berndt only gets
bitten by one dog. Lucky Steve gets multiple dogs biting him.
Shaw dislikes animals. This is why Beach Sloth and Lucy K Shaw are friends.
Blog people typically are not dog people.
Swan loses face by having a dog bite it off. Dogs can be real mean dogs.
Unfortunately these bad dogs give good dogs a bad name. Dealing with dogs can
talks of Blitzy the dog that tried to ruin XTX’s life. Thankfully XTX is fine.
After that event the family became Blitzy. Bad effects of the negative aurora
of Blitzy gave the rest of the family serious difficulties.
Prado lost a relationship due to a dog bite. His girlfriend went to the
emergency room for the bite. In exchange the relationship went south; so far
south it went onto another continent, a continent different from Jesse’s. The
Jean Alexander’s backyard is haunted by a dead dog. That’s okay. That’s not the
worst thing in the suburbs. Living in the suburbs is far worse.
DeCarlo remembers playing fetch with her cats. Yes Carolyn is one of the most
adorable people in Alt Lit, in case it needed any more evidence. Good thing
Carolyn’s mom saved her from a big old mean dog. Later a goat ate her shirt.
Naughton talks of living inside a dog’s mouth. When a dog grows larger and
larger this becomes an easier thing to do. The largest dogs have studios in
their mouths, like Clifford the Big Red Dog.
is here in a rare non-blog related post.
Vibat feels her lip closed shut. Pulling on a dog’s tail is typically a bad
idea. The dog’s name was Princess. Nothing worked out for the dog after that.
Kristy got a rabies shot.
Castro goes over various sayings that may or may not be sayings. The word ‘dogma’
remains a mystery to Jordan. Sexual positions are discussed with absolute
gusto. Lucky Jordan has never been bitten by a dog.
make out pretty badly in this collection. However the collection serves more as
a reminder that dogs are not perfect, no creature is. It is up to every creature
to try to reach perfection, to make up for the failings of other fellow creatures.