doriantightredpantsXX by The Runaways
beauty. Everyone knows Oscar Wilde’s works. Few understand the important he had
of the art of tying one’s shoes. Thankfully the cinematic direction understands
this critical aspect of his colorful life. Right from the start the young bohemian
beats the heck out of the modern era stomping down on those sad parts of the
thing commonly referred to as ‘life’.
hero is beautiful in his sunglasses clad style. Viewers are directed towards
his pant. Clutched tightly by his hand is a bottle of swill. Not ordinary swill
this is truly extraordinary swill. While he tours around the enclave that
tolerates his bouffant hairdo he expresses a pure joy at being alive at
precisely the right moment. Pulling up his pants he shows off his crotchular region.
More than pitching a tent the hero’s crotch is building a two-story townhouse
deep in the recesses of his pants. Of course deep in his pants is recess for he
needs to get recreation somehow. Aging takes away the literal playing on the
jungle gym. Now the hero needs to traverse a far more sinister jungle, a
concrete one filled to the brim with buildings he could in theory enter.
is a size two for men and women the hero proclaims as he fits himself in the
absolute finest materials. Adorning him is a vest that has definitely seen
better days. Although with the help of the hero’s meandering around the city
drinking quite frequently the vest could theoretically be having a grand old
time. Those around him do not understand him but the young hero is of the ‘not
giving a shit’ variety. Happily he wanders and wonders at the beauty of
everything surrounding him.
very end the hero’s name is revealed to be none other than that true Facebook
dastardly bastard Lord Henry. He talks of what it is like to be over the age of
40. Being 40 is the new being 30. Aging is on a curve lately. Still though some
forms of prejudice exist. Lord Henry goes into heavy body distortions to
represent the true madness that has infected his fragile eggshell mind. Perhaps
at some point in the future he will break his fragile eggshell mind and make
himself some eggs, sunny side up. Because Lord Henry is excited about the future:
he is the future.