earth: missed connection i’ve never seen or met you please come kick my ass by kersey chase
little reason to consume ice cream anymore. Ice cream is sent back where it
belongs in Antarctica. Once the ice cream arrives in Antarctica things can
begin to get better. Estuaries will be restored with the power of frozen
creamed milk. Cooler heads prevailing mean fighting around the world can stop.
More sugar in the water supply is definitely a good thing. Drying riverbeds are
one of the signs that the ice cream transference program is not working. This
is despite the estuary restoration that proves to be short-lived. Hospitals
will need to work overtime to handle the hot heat.
pharmaceuticals hospitals will have humor as the best medicine. Millions will
die because of unfunny jokes. Doctors are not comedians. The Science Channel testifies
to the power of humor due to its complete inability to inject anything verging
on human into their programming. Volcanos on the news provide more humor into
the equation. Everybody loves a volcano that has premature ejaculation. Those
living nearby are not so keen. If the victims of volcano eruptions watched
other people running away from molten rivers of death on their TVs, safe from
harm, they would probably find something to laugh about.
on laptops are safe from all harm, physical harm anyway. Emotional harm is
wrought on countless young teens reaching adolescence. Hot singles are in the
Earth’s molten core. Later they eject themselves from volcanoes. Many of those
hot singles in the Earth’s molten core were once children who dug a little too
far in sandboxes back when sandboxes were still a thing. Of course the
sandboxes were eliminated after the grasshoppers took acid. When grasshoppers
came to again they found themselves stuck as school administrators. Remembering
the cruel tyranny of the sandbox they eliminated all sandboxes. Looking at the
night skies the former grasshoppers read their destiny.
skies say fuck. People fuck in the night for that reason. Tumblrs are dedicated
to the night air. Pornography is a pretty big thing on Tumblr. Another thing
that’s big on Tumblr: Pokémon. Brought together Pokémon and Pornography-related
posts on Tumblr constitute about 90% of all Tumblr output. What remain of the
Tumblr universe are haikus, some poetry, flash fiction, and GIFs. Space is
terrified of when the humans colonize it with Cheetos dust. Money-wise that
will never happen: NASA has been fortunate enough to be impoverished.
loves the universe. To art it is the universe. Heart lives on it artwork. Once
an artist passes away their aura lives on in their work. Suns inside the
artists set with their death. Untrained eyes miss it but the artist’s sun rises
in terms of financial independence. Deep in the center of Hell the artist hangs
out with Satan because Satan requests to meet all artists. God got the
scientists. Hence the volcanic activity continues in brilliant red splashes.
living self-preservation is too difficult. Passive living is far easier.