day for four days Habitat released another beast into the wild. For Habitat’s
purposes these beasts are children. Stephen takes the concept of website
navigation and turns it into an art form. Not everybody understands this art.
Mackey shares a tender moment with his ex-lover. It is full of the
nuance one expects from Walter Mackey’s art. Sadly Walter is currently on
hiatus. His return to the internet is sincerely wished for by various online
Habiba intensely dislikes auto-correct. One does not need to know how to spell
words. That’s something people need to learn, to feel deep down inside
themselves, to know ‘Yeah, that’s how you spell tomorrow’.
here. Hurray! See sometimes I do non-review things.
Dutschmann rubs salt over her face. People call it beautiful. It isn’t though.
That salt could be used for potato chips. Why would anybody put the main
ingredient of potato chips on their face? Why not a potato? Potatoes have eyes
and can see everything.
Gonzalez captures life on the internet, on the phone, and on the go.
Screenshots are the main part of any online documentary. Note the horse is a
Thimo dreams about bee killers. Dreaming about people is a thing lately.
Everybody is dreaming about each other. Hope someday there will be a big
collective dream where people join a subconscious party. In dreams nobody is
awkwardly standing on the sidelines. Reality doesn’t work that way though. Man
Theo sends out the best letters to people.
Donahoo describes life in a flop house. This is scary. Flip-flopping is bad.
Usually politicians use the term to describe instability. Here though
everything is stable. According to multiple sources ‘Shit is nuts’.
Jean Alexander puts on pants. Business in life requires pants. Not sure why
this is a prerequisite for functioning in society but it is. Here Sarah takes
on the world, loses, and takes some pretty pictures.
Spilker writes about Cooper. Poor Cooper is a hopeful idiot who has a simple
dream of running a successful food truck. Hipsters generally eat from food
trucks. That means in metropolitan areas he’ll do quite well. Unfortunately he
hates Jaclyn Smith. This ruins the whole plan.
Castro and Mallory Whitten change up the format a little bit. Music resides, a
little EP, reflecting the heartfelt sentiments of the two of them. Jordan plays
guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly. Together the two of them sound quite
good. Neither voice becomes too loud. Rather they blend together into a
Chin swims in the lake of love. The lake becomes an ocean though the depth is
never clarified. Poor Natalie though, there is a time bomb in her spine. Most
people call it the central nervous system because it freaks out all the time.
Teague has her teeth melt with other people’s teeth. Is this what love is?
Generally most forms of affection avoid outright bone bonding. Body skin is the
most romantic thing, being comfortable in there is important. One must be happy
to be oneself. Problems aside if it is otherwise.
Lee gets jacked up on Apple Jacks. This follows Maggie’s exploration of the
suburban life. Here she is comfortable with the Apple Jacks, caressing and
fondling the box very suggestively. Maggie prefers Apple Jacks to that can of
beans she stabbed to death a couple of weeks ago.
for part II.