“I LOVE TO BE A HUMAN BEING” (THE MOST POSITIVE VIDEO MADE IN 5 YEARS!!!)
this video Steve pulls out all conceivable stops. Mono serves the soundtrack.
Explosions in the Sky did not make the cut. Spelling errors are taken out. For
Steve wants the viewer to know, he is serious. He loves being a human being.
That is a profound statement. With so much of alt lit living a ‘seems bleak’
lifestyle Steve is a ray of sunshine. Steve’s cock boys have grown up to become
cock men in this video. Yeah, Mono really lets you know: they are post-rock.
beginning Steve speaks to America’s youth using only his sheer physical
presence. An audience member asks ‘can I get some of what you’re smoking’ as
Steve describes the hardship of riding a bike as a Pokémon. Can anybody smoke enthusiasm?
Is ‘Lust for Life’ more than a good name for a perfume? I think so; in fact I
know it to be true. Nobody will give you chemicals to make you truly happy.
Prozac is a mere substitute for the greatest drug of all: life – get high off
watch Steve as he talks about the aftermath of bringing boys to the yard. He
has many milkshakes. What do you do with the boys once they consume the
milkshakes? I wonder if this has something to do with Steve’s growing cock boy
problem. This is merely the beginning of this cock boy problem as later in the
video Steve shows full grown cock men. Steve tells the audience about toilet
papers. Never thought going to the bathroom could be so Zen.
now wait just a moment? I get a shout-out. My twitter URL is part of the video.
Steve dresses up as me wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. This is the boost my online
persona needs. Usually when I blog hard I wonder: does anything I do offline
matter? Now I know the answer: no, it doesn’t. Want to be online all of the
time. Imagine how much more I could cover if I embedded myself in your
internet. Imagine it. That’s your dream tonight. Write about it in your dream
journal and send it to me. I want to start reviewing other people’s dreams. Can
dreams be ranked on a scale from 0.0 to 10.0? Let me be the Pitchfork of dream
wonder about evolving to the next level. Steve says ‘Cherish the moment’. Pokémon
need to discover the true meaning ‘YOLO’. I mean this in a literal sense. Pokémon
do not understand how acronyms work. Think it has something to do with how
their brains work, with all every Pokémon saying one word slightly different
ways to create a new language. Clearly Steve lives only once as he jumps into a
car through the sunroof. Everyone around him shouts to ‘let their spirits run
wild and free’. Around a vacuum cleaner a weird mosh pit forms.
in the fires of rural Michigan going through the woods towards the light.
cried eight or nine times watching this piece. Really adore the shout out I
get. Never have I received a boost that boosted this hard. Literally jumped out
of my chair and screamed at the top of my lungs ‘BOOST’. Everyone should follow
their dreams. Cherish the moment you spent reading this post for it is the best
moment you will ever have.