PEACHES THE CAT!!!! THE MOST POSITIVE CAT ON PLANET EARTH *WOW* by Daniel Alexander
Peaches the Cat loves Mondays. Every day is a new adventure for Peaches.
Besides Peaches is currently living out a dream life. Few know this (perhaps
this is even news to Daniel Alexander) but Peaches wasn’t always a cat. Due to
the recycling system known as ‘reincarnation’ Peaches was able to be given
another life better than her previous life.
was a twig. Not only was Peaches a great twig but the best twig a tree could
ever know. Upon being hit by a random dodge ball by a rambunctious forty
something stock broker Peaches the twig fell to the ground. Peaches cried big
twig tears. So lonely Peaches felt upset at everything, wondering what the
point of living life like a twig was. It hurt her so much. Unlike the lazy twigs
she collected so much chlorophyll for the rest of the tree. The tree thanked
Peaches the twig by letting her hang out, like a twig.
light. Worried about her chlorophyll intake she thought of moving but remembered
she was no longer part of the tree. Some great light asked Peaches what she
would like to be in a future life. Thinking quite hard for a moment for this
twig wanted to be a cat because cats seemed chill. Every day she was collecting
chlorophyll without sleep. As a cat Peaches could collect sleep with
intermittent periods of consciousness. Besides Peaches remembered her previous
life as a sea slug and that didn’t seem very appealing to revisit.
become a tiny kitten. Various humans crowded around her admiring her abilities
to be cute and to sleep. Not wanting to disappoint the humans her future
providers Peaches slept for 14 hours only to awake, run around the living room
for a while and go back to sleep after an exhausting 8 minutes of exercise. She
enjoyed the name the humans gave her of Peaches. As a twig she never had a name
and as a sea slug her name was Jesse. Obviously this was the best scenario for
vlogs. She likes being in vlogs. Peaches’ Klout score exceeds that of regular
cats even some humans. She is proud of this fact. Despite her pain as a twig
she has found new meaning in life through sleep and dreams. In her dreams she
can still remember being a branch getting cooled by gentle summer breezes. They
are good dreams.