shovel a can of diced pineapples into my dick by Stephen Michael McDowell
Michael McDowell is introduced to the last night of his life. Fortunately he
slept beforehand. That way he can be well rested for the adrenaline rush of
death. A celebration of life is in order so Stephen Michael McDowell does it
well by hanging out in the parking lot behind non-descript buildings. Out of
seemingly somewhere Stephen Michael McDowell implores the viewer to shove
pineapple up his urethra. Yes a pineapple belongs in a urethra. That’s basic
human nature. With such a request it is unsurprisingly that recommended videos include
multiple pineapple videos and a David Bowie video. David Bowie is very into
having various plants and exotic spices shoved up his urethra. Glam rock is all
about the urethra and 70s nostalgia.
focusing on his urethra Stephen Michael McDowell makes a breakthrough. He makes
peace with the trees. For those unaware Stephen Michael McDowell does not care
for trees. Unable or unwilling to see things from the tree’s point of view
Stephen Michael McDowell often sits in judgment of trees. Trees cannot do the
same due to the fact that trees stand. Stephen Michael McDowell is lucky enough
to choose to sit or stand. Either one is possible for him given his extreme
flexibility. More amazingly Stephen Michael McDowell vlogs whereas the average
plant only blogs (thanks to extremely necessary plant blogging technology
developed in by the loneliest scientist ever).
feel Stephen Michael McDowell’s ball sack. Yes Stephen Michael McDowell gets
vulnerable with the viewer via talking about his balls. His doctor seems
interested in him as a source of revenue. Fortunately Stephen Michael McDowell
knows he is more than paper he is a tree and he is still growing. Even when
life hands Stephen Michael McDowell lemons he makes some serious ass lemonade.
He uses an iPhone as a set of sunglasses. That’s tragic but also beautiful.
Despite the sun’s light he continues to look up to it.
raining air on Stephen Michael McDowell and many things on the planet. He is
aware that he is surrounded by air and cannot defeat it. Rather than fight it
Stephen Michael McDowell simply accepts the air for what it is, air. Feeling
pumped up about life Stephen Michael McDowell makes a sacred vow to find the
individual on Earth who holds it all in and never lets it hang out. One day
Stephen Michael McDowell will get that individual to simply digest food
properly and excrete it through the proper channel. When that day happens
Stephen Michael McDowell will ascend into the Internet MEME DOM.