SPACEDADS EPISODE V: WILD WATER GALAXY
way to do it: do poetry for nothing and get checks for free. Austin Islam needs to move these microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries. On
this special edition of Space Dads wonderful people read. Space
Dads is the variety hour of Alt Lit. No other Spreecast comes close. If SNL
ever adopted Alt Lit it would look like this only less funny. Alt Lit is way
funnier than SNL.
Glykon reads from the point of view of scarecrow from the hit movie ‘Batman:
One of the Freaking Batmans’. The room behind him is bleak looking. Wood surrounds
him. Most people tend to get wood around No Glykon because No Glykon is a
wood-dwelling creature. His reading is about a deer skidding around the snow.
Here there’s a compulsion about crashing a vehicle. Part of the compulsion
means to never act on it. Similar feelings arise from waiting to jump in front
a subway car, it is the same thing.
Wood has Kentucky Fried Swag. That’s obvious. Beard-wise Zachary Wood is a pro.
Lately Zachary Wood has gone through a lot. Recently he’s taken on the rats in
his own house, literal rats not metaphors for anything else. His reading deals
with his beautiful internet persona. Aspects of things are ideal on the
internet. Jokes are a huge part of his online brand. Honestly thank goodness
for anyone who bashes TED talks. TED talks are one of the few things that
excite otherwise emotionally dead businessmen.
Soda appears. The interview begins. Internet people love Molly Soda. Hence the
interview is an important part of her brand. Out of millions of internet people
she is the one who has redefined Wham’s ‘Last Christmas’. When Beach Sloth
shared her video with his friends they called him ‘totally insane’. Two rats
keep Molly Company during her dark nights online. Buttloaf and Cuteloop are hugely
important rats in the rat world. Justin Timberlake comes up. Neither Daniel nor
Molly knows much about Justin Timberlake. Both agree that punch is the lost
world of enjoyable beverages. Sloths are supported by Molly Soda. This is
hugely important. Anyone who supports sloths is good in Beach Sloth’s book.
Codi asks her about her choice of what kind of mom she would be. Molly rocks
the answer with ‘art teacher mom’. Being a cool mom is lame that is trying too
hard. Art teacher that’s ideal.
Gonzalez freaking finishes it. Sorry House published her most recent book ‘i
will never be beautiful enough to make us beautiful together’. High places
adore her. Das Racist fame anoints her. Everybody digs the Mira Gonzales style.
One of the poems deals with her breast feeding or her inability to breast feed.
Hiding from the world under blankets is the new sleeping. After Daniel
Alexander says to ‘go as long as they want’ several people get sext ideas, particularly
one Amy Saul-Zerby. Obviously it ends in a highly amazing fashion with Alt Lit
star Jacob Steinberg finishing it with one deft swoop.