SUPER SNCK BROS LEVEL 69 By Daniel Alexander
musical pieces. Employing a simplistic melody and beat, both of whom have
liberal arts degrees and barista part time and really could use the money,
Daniel Alexander creates an aural/visual experience that is sure to leave
viewers spellbound. This is important installment in the ongoing MEME that is
Daniel Alexander better known by his stage name “SNCK PCK”.
video begins with Daniel Alexander informing the viewer to remain hydrated. Failure
to properly hydrate can result in dried out husks of humans. Daniel Alexander
has seen this before since he lives in Texas where the heat can be too hot to
handle. Hence he stays inside for his video to make sure his fans avoid too
him. Unlike computer and lamp light which is easy to handle, sunlight is a
whole other ball game the kind where somebody can strike out. Plenty of people
strike out due to the sun in their eyes including famous baseball players who
otherwise have few other natural predators. Daniel Alexander is happy to
introduce people into his optimistic world.
seemingly somewhere his cat appears. Peaches is well-known and internet-famous
for being Daniel Alexander’s cat. Unlike other cats, Peaches contributes the
maximum $5,500 to their Roth IRA yearly. With a well-paying job as an
accountant at a mid-sized local bank, Peaches has been frugally saving up money
for retirement. To date Daniel Alexander has yet to speak to his cat about his
many different retirement options for he has been very busy snacking.
for life is a major draw for anything Daniel Alexander related. His world is a
happy one. To celebrate life he puts into the latter half of the video a ‘boss
level’ where the melody changes significantly. Henceforth he focuses on his
financially well-off cat Peaches. A Milk Dud is offered to Peaches with Daniel
Alexander obviously forgetting that Peaches is lactose intolerant. Peaches say
nothing about it however since Peaches is a cat and does not have an oral
tradition like humans do.
the song comes to a stop with Daniel Alexander’s patented ode to joy ending the
video. Peaches is happy to be yet another cat trying to pursue YouTube video
fame. Lots of cats have made careers out of their Internet popularity like
Grumpy Cat and Garfield, who created an alter-ego under the name Maddox. Honestly
Daniel Alexander’s work is pure happiness and sometimes that is exactly what
the world needs.