rules. For a while Beach Sloth blogged excessively about LK Shaw for a couple
of months via the ‘writing lifestyle’. Beach Sloth is still strongly devoted to
covering all things LK Shaw.
wears multiple pairs of sunglasses, one for the sun and one wearing sunglasses
at night. Keys to Mellow Pages Library is quite an accomplishment. Additionally
she has keys to her own apartment which she follows with the statement “of
course”. But honestly in this modern life there are lots of people who do not
have keys to their apartments opting instead for electronic entrances and cool
codes. Somehow LK Shaw managed to put all of OHSO into her purse, which seems
pretty tough as that’s a big book.
Naughton talks of glass water bottles. Honestly those are pretty rare after
some guy in “The Graduate” talked about plastics. Ever since then there’s never
been a big of an interest in drinking out of glass water bottles. Inside her
purse is an important-ass book she just finished reading which seems pretty
Sun carries a crumpled up copy of her resume, in case she bumps into someone
who she’d kind of like to work for but not really. A contact lens case travels
with her. Besides this carries a lot of loose change with her. Loose change is
Loudon possesses a fine couple of violin strings. Quite an unusual thing to
carry around this is the possession of the future. Postcards from poetry
readings should become a thing. Maybe one day they will.
Mathios lists out the manufacturers. Why mention the items when economic growth
depends on the larger entities. Every purchase is but a drop in the bucket for
a giant vaguely self-aware organism whose actions dictate the lives of billions
of people on Earth. People call it the economy.
Boyle starts off with a shout-out to Food Bazaar. Honestly Food Bazaar is a
mighty fine supermarket. Additionally she celebrates the joys of Walgreens, so
nice it completely lacks a slogan. Lots of paper products take up space in her
purse and this is a good thing. Trees want to be remembered for remembering
notes and keeping tabs on money spent. There are consumable products within her
purse, in addition to a couple of dearly beloved MTA metrocards.
London owns a BIC Ballpoint Pen. If pens ever gained sentience they could
easily take over the world. Pens outnumber humans to such a large degree that
it is scary. Evangelical tracts are important pieces of literature with
inaccurate depictions of the inevitable end of the world.
Jean Alexander is the proud recipient of Barcade matches. For those unaware the
Barcade is a bar in Williamsburg where people can drink beer and play old video
games. Apparently Sarah Jean Alexander is rich, like really rich via the $603
in cash lifestyle. Her purse reveals her prominent Maryland roots via an
expired Maryland state license.
is a grand state and a place millions of weird people call home from John Waters
to other similar John Waters-like people. Sadly there is only one more post and
after that, no more baginas.