accomplishment. Minimalism hasn’t happened yet and hasn’t been effectively
adopted by the populace.
Wood Martinez has a surprisingly wide array of happy things to keep others
happy. Business cards are a must. At some point in life everybody gets a
business card no matter how high or low they are on the totem pole.
Gonzalez reveals that she wears glasses for distance. Never before known has
this changed the entire literary game? In addition she has a bunch of drugs on
her but that’s totally expected. The notebook continues to be a theme
throughout these purses.
Padilla represents San Diego. There’s a lot of San Diego, California love. Who
doesn’t love San Diego, so nice they named it once to get it over with? Coconut
orange sounds pretty damn exotic. Bobby pins chill inside because life without
bobby pins would be absurd.
Chin continues with the sunglasses theme. This is curious as she lives in
London, a place not known for sunlight. Dumb allergies are bad and she’s wise
to take care of them via the antihistamine lifestyle.
Pina gives a rare shout out to Zyrtec. Zyrtec is fully represented in her
purse. Zyrtec is the Upper East Side of Laurie Pina’s purse. There’s other
stuff too, lipsticks and such, but that Zyrtec is royalty among mere receipts.
Escoria ages Altoids like fine wine. She takes care of headaches like a boss,
like a boss that wants to fire headaches do to their inability to meet
productivity goals. Checkers hang out in her purse because she likes to be
kinged in Checkers. Once more Zyrtec gets a nice shout-out. Lip products are a
must for any every purse, for who doesn’t have lips?
Tawater talks about numbers. The numbers reflect less than fifty shades of
whatever color those things are. A brown leather wallet holds pretty cool
things, cards never redeemed, notes from special sessions, and of course that
fire-starter thing – a lighter.
Ronan asks what is in her purse. She then proceeds to find out. This is a
journey she takes with the reader. Baby powder is a must in case getting in
touch with one’s inner child is not enough. Reaching the spirit of one’s inner
baby is typically a more intense experience. Interestingly she carries a copy
of “Scum Manifesto” with her alongside a bill from the Virginia Department of
Taxation, a state well-known for its devotion to ‘lovers’.
Teague carries quite a bit of food with her. Banana and an apple that is quite
the lifestyle. Oyster cards are used for the tube, the name British people give
to their underground train system because British people like to be quaint.
off with a New Zealander in England. Tomorrow begins with an Englander in
Berliner, thus following the wise words of JFK when he said “Ich bin ein Berliner”
giving every Berliner a gender-neutral term.