a famous anonymous person and who better to close off an entire week’s worth of
wonderful purse posts.
strangely hates root beer. Such a tragedy to read such a sad thing. The good
people at Beach Sloth implore her to mail over said stale root beer candy over
to them. Promotion details are written on a piece of paper just for xTx.
Obviously she is an exemplary employee of the highest possible caliber.
Additionally xTx keeps an empty tin with her, a lasting reminder of candy long
gone. $100 cash is a good thing to have in any purse, as that is a serious
amount of grocery money.
Miguel had her purse stolen. That’s messed up. Pretty sure when the thieves
return to their lair they will Google her. Upon realizing exactly who they are
messing with, a poet with a serious Twitter following, they may opt to return
the bag back to her.
Grady resembles art punks. Honestly art punks are pretty cool. One part punk,
one part art, all parts awesome, the art punk is what roughly 99% of the world
aspires to and what none of them ever reach. If an art punk is discovered they
are immediately photographed before the art punk returns to wherever the hell
art punks live (assume finely appointed loft space in an abandoned warehouse
that will one day be worth $3.1 million.
McClure might be considered a true baller in Lithuania. Lots of money in
Lithuania means lots of power. Apparently she is very big into the Lithuania
lifestyle. Another person big into the Lithuania lifestyle: Vladimir Putin via
the 2016 invasion-wave.
DeCarlo ends it with the most epic purse ever witnessed. Of course she gives a
shout-out to her eye care products. Her glasses are famous across many
different continents and time zones. Apparently Carolyn DeCarlo and Jackson
Nieuwland slept in modular space pods on their flight, which is apparently a
thing that can be done. For those unaware, Jackson Nieuwland is a giant who
requires great amounts of room. Lots of plane tickets indicate a person who is
always on the go. Her purse makes her purse twins with her mother, showing how
traditions carry on within a family.
brings an entire week of blog posts about what people carry in their purses to
a close. An enlightening adventure it is one not to be taken lightly. Purses
are serious business and it is interesting to see exactly how products find
their way into the lives of everyone.