truely madly deeply. by steve roggenbuck
Roggenbuck goes to the birds. Out of Steve Roggenbuck’s mouth come crumbs of
insight. Unfortunately he must break these crumbs down into small enough
morsels so birds can consume them without delay. For some strange cryptic
reason he loves birds. Deep inside of Steve Roggenbuck is his passion run by
birds. Clearly Steve Roggenbuck has made this YouTube video for the birds
despite the fact that birds traditionally use Twitter as their favorite form of
social media. It is Steve’s hope that he draws the birds in with patented
Post-Rock, Hammock specifically. Notable web-blogs like ‘Beach Sloth’ have
covered and reviewed said band quite favorably.
the darkness Steve Roggenbuck looks longingly at the viewer. Though his video
is pre-recorded Steve Roggenbuck wants to eyeball-fuck every viewer of the
video. People usually go on OK Cupid or sites of ill-repute for eye-ball
fucking. But Steve Roggenbuck is no ordinary person. He’s filled with birds. On
the edges of him the birds define him. Looking at other people he realizes
those people would make good bird feeders. Anybody can be a bird feeder it simply
takes a little bit of confidence. Good thing Steve Roggenbuck brings the
positive energy while he talks about touching other people. Moonlit knees are
romantic. When the moonlight hits knees like intergalactic cheese that’s amore!
people interest Steve Roggenbuck. He likes seeing them do typical bird things.
Normally bird-like people peck at his face in the morning. This is highly
enjoyable for the young buck, Roggenbuck that is. After a morning spent
tenderly pecking at each other like two love birds things get more passionate.
Of course they move things to a more intimate place. Hence the line ‘I need you
on your back somewhere’. This may be the more highly sexually charged line Steve
Roggenbuck has ever penned, besides his lust for a pair of pants large enough
to frick someone in. Since that line Steve Roggenbuck has become considerably
more subtle in his sexiness.
only has Steve Roggenbuck brought sexy back he fucked sexy on its back. That’s
highly erotic, probably. Out of nowhere Steve Roggenbuck mocks mediocre movies.
If a movie does not interest him in the first half hour he will not watch the
rest of it. While he doesn’t state it this means he probably has never seen a
single Jim Jarmusch film or any of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Closing it
off by telling the viewer they are full of what the sky is full of, he ends
with various scenes of his face in various states of longing.