Two and a Half Hours of Sleep
Cicero must be tired: he only got two and a half hours of sleep yesterday. He
spent the rest of his time working on this release for none other than ‘Pangur
Ban Party’ the greatest Pangur to ban any party. I woke up this morning to see
this waiting for me.
the USA Network: characters welcome. ‘Burn Notice’ kept our intrepid hero awake
as he lived a rich fulfilling life of watching TV at 4 AM. We learn a lot about
Noah’s situation, of how he substitute teaches. I like knowing Noah wears
Pajamas at nights. Pajamas are official. When you wear Pajamas to sleep, Mr.
Sandman doesn’t fuck with you as much.
a play by play account of the school day. I have taught before. I taught kids
lots of important relevant information. I coached them. Each period feels a
little too close to home. At least 1st period is easy enough. Second
period is the same thing. Maybe he’ll make it through the day, pass go and
collect $67 (Monopoly seems to pay better than real life). By the third period Noah
smacks down his dumb-assed students.
that schools block alt lit. I don’t agree with this block. Alt lit is the only
way we’re going to teach future generations about boosting, re-blogging, and
other valuable work experiences. If they don’t learn how to create personal
brands online, how do they expect to get laid? Students may have to resort to
music therapy. While I love music, this seems like a terrible idea. Noah drinks
way more coffee in one day than I do in an entire year (caffeine-free since
end of the day students get restless. Noah fucks them up. He lays down some
serious law, detention slips for bad-ass mamma jammas. Kids are usually pretty
difficult by the end of the day so I sympathize with poor Noah. People ask to
go to the bathroom, tell him about router codes, and generally interrupt his
chain of thought.
over. I liked this Pangur Ban Party release. This is my first review of Noah Cicero’s book. Perhaps I mentioned him before, in passing, but lately his
online internet presence has been growing. He’s been nominated as the official
representative for the Ohio alt lit community. He ages well (obviously). What
is next in store for this Ohio native? All I hope is he substitute teaches
again and gets some sleep next time.