Where in the World is Jack Serge?
Serge had been poised as the next coming of Alt Lit. People sang Jack Serge’s
praises to whatever internet Gods exist and are merciful. Through Jack Serge’s
work he managed to create an entire MEMEPLEX a rare feat that typically takes a
great deal of time. Facebook posts by Jack Serge attracted more attention than
anything anyone had done, has done, or ever will do. No Alt Lit persona created
more controversy than the mysterious online presence of Jack Serge. Many
interviews, one piece in MAMMAL HABITAT, and plenty of interest later was poised
to release a work that would overwhelm the Alt Lit world.
never happened. Jack Serge went from becoming the savior of Alt Lit to becoming
the Carmen Sandiego of Alt Lit. Sure nobody really knew where Jack Serge was
before but at least he was on the internet plugging away. May was a good month
for the young rapscallion. With one piece released and multiple interviews Jack
Serge built up the hype. He dropped hints of a book, a story about his High
School that would blow the lid off of everything. Yet the lid is still there.
Somewhere Jack Serge is deep in the jar waiting to blow that lid once more.
personas are a big thing in Alt Lit. For some reason people enjoy hiding behind
avatars whether they be dogs, smoke, or even, most absurdly, sloths. Jack Serge
brought a lot of interest into the Alt Lit community. Initially welcomed he
became shunned due to his ability to rock the boat. Most likely Jack Serge
rocked the boat a little too hard. Thankfully Jack Serge knew how to swim doggy
paddle due to his dog heritage, rich in dog-like majesty.
Jack Serge needs to do is to swim back to shore. There is at least one sloth
waiting for him on the beach, making sandcastles. Will Jack Serge swim back to
Alt Lit? Can he rest upon the welcoming shores of Alt Lit? Or is Jack Serge
onto new things, like a side project with Yung Lean, or an attempt to write a
book so full of brilliance that it bursts at the MEMEs, revealing the Jack
Serge MEME to be more of a real-life individual. Literally ones, if not tens,
of people are awaiting Jack Serge’s triumphant return to the internet.
Hopefully the next time Jack Serge returns to the internet he will be able to
stay a little longer.